The Bastardo Shopping Guide
You know someone who drives the wrong car on purpose. Or who would, given the chance. This is what to get them, arranged by how much you like them.
The Hooligan Starter Kit
Grille badge, cap, pin, keychain and decal in one box. It covers the car, the head and the keys, and it ships free in the US. $120.
Get the kitUnder $25: you like them fine
Cheaper than a card, and it lasts longer.
Hooligan Elephant Decal$3
Red Hooligan Elephant Pin$16
The Foot Tübe in Flamingo$20
Red Bastardo Hooligan Keychain$21
Braaap Merino Wool Sock$20
Also: the Black Decal, Luciano Braaaparotti, the Braaap Pin, the Braaap Keychain and The Foot Tübe in Wiper Fluid. Nobody has ever been disappointed by socks. They just say they are.
Under $60: you actually like them
The grille badge is the one people ask about in car parks.
Red Hooligan Elephant Grille Badge$54
Black & Gold Grille Badge$54
The Pothole$41
Hot Pursuit Cap$46
Dusty Rose Elephant Cap$41
Also: the Hooligan Elephant Cap, the Light Blue Braaap Corduroy Dad Cap and the Bastardo T-Shirt.
Under $125: you are related to them, or would like to be
Everything here ships free in the US, or gets you most of the way there.
The Hooligan Starter Kit$120
The Breakdown Pair$100 for both tees
Silk Neckerchief$85
Oil Leak Tee$65
Sketchy Hooligan Tee$65
Also: the Flat Tire Tee and the Perambulator Tee. Each one documents a real experience.
Under $200: you owe them
Heavyweight, in the sense that it will outlast the car.
Overlord Hoodie in Road Rage Red$175
Hooligan Toile Hoodie$175
Hooligan Elephant Camouflage Hoodie$175
Out of Gas Crewneck$155
Bricked Saloon Sweatshirt$155
Also: the Overlord Hoodie in Mischief.
$395: you owe them a great deal
The Jumpsuit. One garment. No decisions. They will wear it to the garage and then, unexpectedly, to dinner.
The Jumpsuit in Shrubbery$395
The Jumpsuit in Toothpaste$395
The Jumpsuit in Dusty Rose$395
The Jumpsuit in Deep End$395
Do they need the car?
No. It helps, but the elephant is for anyone who has gone the other way to the herd and would do it again.
The dull but useful part. Free US UPS shipping on orders over $95. First order? Sign up for our emails and take 15% off. Everything is made in small runs and packed in New York, so when something is gone it may stay gone for a while.
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